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I know already of course. It's Evan Bayh. I mean Tim Kaine. I mean John Edwards. Er, maybe not...
But forget the VP nomination. Who on earth is Angelina going to back? Forget Bill's strops Obama, get on the Jolie case. 9 out of 10 Brads can't be wrong.
Post script: Can't resist linking to Hopi Sen's foray into the world of vlogging and You Tube. Someone give this guy a book deal. And a TV series.