She won X-Factor. She is top of the US charts. She has a great new album. She's stunningly beautiful and charming. But this Hackney girl is going to have to leave her old Borough. Why? The house prices are too expensive.
Sorry girl, Hackney's moved on from you now. Why don't you try something a bit more trashy? Go for Islington or Chelsea. Hackney's not just for any old pop star you know. You really have to be someone to live in Hackney now.