Right, this has gone on long enough. There has been a recent spate of satirical digs at Lord Vadar and it's got to stop! Do people not realise what happens when you mess with a Dark Lord of the Sith and the Commander-in-Chief of the Galactic Empire? It won't be pretty I assure you.
So Eddie Izzard beware.
You too, Taff Wars. Lay off the Welsh too.
Think of the rest of us. It will all end in tears. Remember what happened to Han Solo. You have been warned.